Underwater Gifts

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'HA! A creme pie doesn't have the same impact under water!'

Making fun of Starfish.

The Octopuss.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Guide fish.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"Welcome."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I want out, Laura."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.