Underwater Scenes Gifts

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

Street Performing Octopus

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"Puss in cement boots"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Monster Clown

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I want out, Laura."

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Shark Chum

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Shark with fish lollipops

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

The Hudson River School of Art.

Football Fish

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

The Octopuss.

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"