Underwater Scenes T-Shirts

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

… I've been so @#^@ tense lately! …

Still got those hiccups, eh?

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

Street Performing Octopus

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"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Puss in cement boots"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish snorkling above water.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Monster Clown

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I want out, Laura."

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

clown fish

Shark with fish lollipops

Shark Chum

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

The Octopuss.