Underwater Fantasy T-Shirts

Lady Cod-Diver

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Football Fish

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

Underwater wedding!

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"You're all arms Rodney."

Meerkats / Mercats

"Offishial business, ma'am."

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'

"I wouldn't eat that if I were you. I heard there was a recall."

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

'Frankly, you look more dumb than cool, and you can't even light the darn thing!'

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

"Unwarranted attention on the port side Captain.'

'A salesman from the Ozone Oxygen Corporation to see you, sir.'

Aquarium wedding

"At least the virus didn't get him."

"She's wearing fishnets. Shoot, I forgot our anniversary."

'Wouldn't you know it! First day of mating season and I get a barnacle on my chin!'

Sorry, Jack, the new 'Health and Safety Officer' is very strict!