Underwater Photographer Gifts

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

Grace under pressure

That Sinking Feeling

A shark sits in a rocking chair with a scuba diver mounted behind him.

Diver with leaky helmet.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"Get out of my face!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I hate evolution!'

'Wow what graphics.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Swinging through the jungle.

Blatant competition in nature.

Shark Chum

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"now let's try one without the tusks."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"