Underwater Photographer Gifts

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

Grace under pressure

That Sinking Feeling

A shark sits in a rocking chair with a scuba diver mounted behind him.

Diver with leaky helmet.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Get out of my face!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Wow what graphics.'

'I hate evolution!'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Ricochet

Making fun of Starfish.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

clown fish

Blatant competition in nature.

Swinging through the jungle.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Shark Chum

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."