Ocean Photography Gifts

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Get out of my face!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Wow what graphics.'

'I hate evolution!'

Ricochet

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

Shark Chum

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Swinging through the jungle.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Blatant competition in nature.

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

Exhibit. This nature photographer is obsessed with money. He photographed clams because they were ancient currency and are now slang for money. He's taken lots of pictures of the Greenback Trout. "I can never have too many greenbacks," he said. He finds pelicans interesting because he likes big bills. And now he's chasing some antelope to photograph. He's going after some quick bucks!

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."