Marine Photographer Gifts

Puffer fish posing for a photo

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish snorkling above water.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"I don't do windows."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'I hate evolution!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

One of a kind.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.