Marine Musician Gifts

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Sperm Whale.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"What's the name of our sea?"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"