Marine Musician Gifts

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Making fun of Starfish.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Support the Troops

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"At ease!"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."