Marine Performer Gifts

The ocean is no place for a star.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"He's a keeper!"

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Titanic iceberg auction

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

School of Fish

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

"If I were a carpenter"

Pirate

Global warming

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

Check your boat: 'Weemollususwhoppingfine.'

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

Sailor Works out Position On Sinking Ship

'I feel like a sea change.'

Starfish hitchhikes to the Lone Star State