Marine Performer Mugs

The ocean is no place for a star.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"He's a keeper!"

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Titanic iceberg auction

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

School of Fish

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

"If I were a carpenter"

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

Pirate

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

Global warming

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

Check your boat: 'Weemollususwhoppingfine.'

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

Sailor Works out Position On Sinking Ship

Submarine Disguise

'I feel like a sea change.'

"The best places to find scuba divers, son, are coral reefs or shipwrecks..."