Aquatic Performer Mugs

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Dolphin tricks.

The Hudson River School of Art.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Graceful, for a big man....

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The synchronized shower event.

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

The ocean is no place for a star.

'Say, this is interesting.'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Cat wing walking.

Trapeze Safety,

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

Goldfish

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.