Oceanic Performer Mugs

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A close shave on the Titanic...

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"More helium."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Sailor boy

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

The Dancing Academy

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Pogo Cellist

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Snake listening to music on headphones.

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

The ocean is no place for a star.

"No-chance the rapper"

Rainbow violin surfers

Helium Guitar Festival

Crab conductor.

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

Alison Pill

Policeman