Oceanic Magician Mugs

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

The quarantine self cut.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"Shaketh."

"What's that clicking sound?"

Rainbow violin surfers

"I have to know how it's done."

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

Fish's Revenge.

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

"He uses a silencer."

Mermaid Portaloo.

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

Vanishing Act.

Violinist on a surfboard

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

"Didn't you want to plant a tree with our grandchild?"

Guide to Edged Blade Fish

'That hunchbacked white is singing our song.'

'Gee, I don't know. Can I see this in another mirror?'

Deep Sea Restaurant

"We homeschool."

"Just because that last guy you ate was a vegan, you can't say you're on a vegan diet!"

Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"