Oceanic Orchestrator Mugs

Conductor.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

The Music Seed

Musical Web

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Campground Conductor

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Remote work

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

Marine Band

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

"This ref really loves his brass band."

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

Tune Up Shop.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Crab conductor.

Quartet of mermaids

Allegro

Hector Berlioz

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

Violinist on a surfboard

"My husband works from home."

Grand Opening

The wedding planner took care of everything.

The Fiddler crab.

Man playing a book like a violin.