Master Orchestrator Mugs

Allegro

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Musical Web

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

Campground Conductor

Remote work

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Tune Up Shop.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Crab conductor.

"You have been listening to the world premier of Glukovsky's 'Revolt of the Machine.'

Hector Berlioz

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

"What?! I put a post-it on a place you couldn't miss!"

Conductor.

Grand Opening

Dawn Chorus.

The wedding planner took care of everything.

"Does wedding planning have to be this stressful?"

The Fiddler crab.

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

Man playing a book like a violin.

I'd like a DJ, a videographer and 18 dozen red roses. Huh? The Websters can't be at the same table with the Steins. Oh no. I can't believe it. This isn't happening. Stand back, people. The tablecloths don't match the napkins. Type-A person planning a wedding!!! You father cannot make a toast.