Orchestrator Mugs

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

Hector Berlioz

A Symphony of Penguins

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Triangle

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

I love my Timpani

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Bassoons.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Timpani.

Violinist.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Quartet of chefs.

Team Flute

Cello Concert

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Violin family at Christmas

Doggy conductor

I love my Uke.