Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.
Orchestrator Pillows
Add a touch of musical humor to their space with a pillow that honors the orchestrator. Soft and stylish, it's perfect for their favorite chair or sofa, blending comfort with a clever nod to their craft.
Hector Berlioz
A Symphony of Penguins
'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'
"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
Triangle
Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra
I love my Timpani
Orchestra.
Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'
Double Bass
'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'
Bassoons.
My other cello is a Stradivari
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
Statue turns into conductor when it snows.
Antonio Vivaldi
Orchestra Class Air Guitar.
Orchestra conductor
Quartet.
Timpani.
Violinist.
'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'
"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."
Quartet of chefs.
Team Flute
Cello Concert
'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'
"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"
Violin family at Christmas
Doggy conductor
I love my Uke.
Orchestrator Pillows Collection
Orchestrator Mugs
Looking for more? Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the orchestrator’s craft with witty, professional designs perfect for everyday use.
Orchestrator Prints
Enhance their decor with a print that honors their musical mastery and professional flair—beautiful, witty artworks that inspire and entertain.
Orchestrator T-Shirts
Discover our T-shirts tailored for orchestrators — clever, stylish, and made to showcase their leadership and musical passion.