Oceanic Performer T-Shirts

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

Anna Calvi

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A close shave on the Titanic...

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"More helium."

Sailor boy

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

The Dancing Academy

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Pogo Cellist

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Tom Mullica.

Snake listening to music on headphones.

Rainbow violin surfers

"No-chance the rapper"

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Adult Magician

The ocean is no place for a star.

Helium Guitar Festival

Crab conductor.

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

Naked Hamlet