Water Performer T-Shirts

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Pipe Dream.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Performance In The Bedroom

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"I've been on the stage now for 35 years..."

The Hudson River School of Art.

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Guitarist

My Musical Influences

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

The synchronized shower event.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

The ocean is no place for a star.

'Say, this is interesting.'

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

'Squirting water in my face...Is that all you got? Now it's my turn you little ****!'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Nutcracker