Water Performer Gifts

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Pipe Dream.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Performance In The Bedroom

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Guitarist

My Musical Influences

"I've been on the stage now for 35 years..."

The Hudson River School of Art.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

The synchronized shower event.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

The ocean is no place for a star.

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

'Squirting water in my face...Is that all you got? Now it's my turn you little ****!'

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

Goldfish