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Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

Piranhaclaus

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fresh fish

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

The Hudson River School of Art.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The synchronized shower event.

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'What a cool screen saver!'

The ocean is no place for a star.

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'Say, this is interesting.'

They were all out of sharks

Olympic Rings

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword