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"I like your floating shelves."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Piranhaclaus

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"She's just being Koi."

Pets.

Mr Metrosexual.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Civilized Salmon

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Fresh fish

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"I thought it was deeper here."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one.

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'