Aquatic Aesthete T-Shirts

Civilized Salmon

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Red in tooth and claw.

The Hudson River School of Art.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The synchronized shower event.

Planeterrium.

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

The ocean is no place for a star.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

The dream works when the team works!

"I can clearly see from the colour of your rings that your have some anger issues...!"

'Say, this is interesting.'

"Would it be possible to change this to something more instagrammable?"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Bottom-Feeders

Comedy of the Rhinegold- Incomplete Frontispiece

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Clown fish ... '

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Goldfish

'You're suppposed to put me on a pedestal!'

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks