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Lady Gold's Escort- Social Satire Featuring Exageratted Evening Dress

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Mr Metrosexual.

Lord Byron

Civilized Salmon

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Et in Arcadia Ego

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

Red in tooth and claw.

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

Comedy of the Rhinegold- Incomplete Frontispiece

"They are our creative midfield."

Fly Mimes.

'Sorry, no new patients until some of ours become terminally ugly.'

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

Mario Caravadossi paints