Aesthete T-Shirts

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Comedy of the Rhinegold- Incomplete Frontispiece

Et in Arcadia Ego

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Mr Metrosexual.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Civilized Salmon

Books / Coffee table books

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

'Botox...'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Tragedy and Remedy.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"Vegas"

Red in tooth and claw.

"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Flower growing out of a face mask

"Mr. Potatohead had second thoughts about having a facial peel."