Aesthete T-Shirts

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Comedy of the Rhinegold- Incomplete Frontispiece

Et in Arcadia Ego

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Mr Metrosexual.

Civilized Salmon

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Books / Coffee table books

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'Botox...'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Tragedy and Remedy.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

Red in tooth and claw.

"Vegas"

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Brazilian Squirrels

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."