Ninja Aesthete T-Shirts

"With our new look hopefully people won't be so quick to slam the door in our faces."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Civilized Salmon

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Ninja.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

Red in tooth and claw.

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

Be the grass...

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"

Ninja

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

Camp Games

NINJA GRAZER

"Oh, I see how it is... giving me the silent treatment again!"

Comedy of the Rhinegold- Incomplete Frontispiece

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

"You used to have a funny little laugh, Marshall. What happened to your funny little laugh."