Ninja Aesthete T-Shirts

"With our new look hopefully people won't be so quick to slam the door in our faces."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Et in Arcadia Ego

Civilized Salmon

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Ninja.

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

Red in tooth and claw.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

Be the grass...

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Ninja

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

"Oh, I see how it is... giving me the silent treatment again!"

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

NINJA GRAZER

Camp Games

Comedy of the Rhinegold- Incomplete Frontispiece

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"You used to have a funny little laugh, Marshall. What happened to your funny little laugh."