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Intendo.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Hi-yah!"

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'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"We need a better piling system."

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

'Gimme all your cache!'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

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Ninja.

The Last Flower

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

Global warming.

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

"Doctor, I keep having these dreadful nightmares where I´m abducted by aliens."

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Be the grass...

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

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Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

NINJA GRAZER

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"