Ninja Warrior Prints

Intendo.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Hi-yah!"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Best Seller

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

"We need a better piling system."

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

'Gimme all your cache!'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"I will avenge you, Father."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Meet the People of the Internet

Ninja.

The Last Flower

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

Global warming.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

"Doctor, I keep having these dreadful nightmares where I´m abducted by aliens."

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Be the grass...

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

Ninja

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'