Ninja Wannabes Prints

They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Ninja.

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Be the grass...

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Ninja

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

In-law country

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."