Ninja Hopeful Prints

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"Hi-yah!"

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Ninja.

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"How can I think outside the box when you keep filling my inbox."

"Once we corroborate your impressive resume with your social media persona, we'll get in touch."

Be the grass...

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

Camp Games

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

Bridge Repairs

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

Ninja

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

'Wall Street' 'Dip'

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

Downsized! (Man with shrunken)

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?