Ninja Wannabe Prints

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"When you can sneak up on me, without my knowledge, then, and only then, can you consider yourself a true Ninja!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Ninja.

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

Be the grass...

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

Ninja

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'