Ninja Enthusiast Prints

'Well, if you haven't been ordering 'secrets of the ninja' magazine for all these weeks, who has?'

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.

Ninja Headquarters: "We're watching you. This will help us know which one is you."

"I have been trained to kill since birth!"

Baldo the secret agent ninja makes his way through the darkness. Suddenly, he sees what he came for: the forbidden golden nuggets. Secret agent ninja leaves with the loot, as quietly as he came."

Secret agent ninja spots the target. He moves quickly to get out of sight. Amazingly, the target reappears! He makes another evasive maneuver, but no matter what he does...he has to talk to the prettiest girl in school."

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

Two ninjas taking a 'stealthy'.

Ninja

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

I cut myself shaving.

Winjas

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."

Be the grass...

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'Congratulations, it's a ninja!'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Japanese Rolling Stars.

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Boss, I need to go home, I have an awful toothache. I can't focus. I can't concentrate. It's like someone's stabbing me in the face with a Samurai sword. Oh, that's not that bad. Let me know when it feels more like a Ninja sword. I'm not sure there's a difference. Apparently you can focus just fine.

Stealth club

"Shall we talk ninja to ninja?"

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Overjumpers

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'Remember me?'