Ninja Wannabes Gifts

They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Zorro as a child.

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Ninja.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

Be the grass...

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

Ninja

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."