Ninja Lover T-Shirts

NINJA GRAZER

"Oh, I see how it is... giving me the silent treatment again!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Chinese stock market

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

The next damn Batman.

Plasma Ball

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

Beware of the Dragon

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

"I feel like I'm persecting."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

Ninja.

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

Rocking Panda

'Tarzan'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'