Ninja Lover Gifts

NINJA GRAZER

"Oh, I see how it is... giving me the silent treatment again!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Plasma Ball

The next damn Batman.

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

Beware of the Dragon

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

"I feel like I'm persecting."

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

Ninja.

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

'Tarzan'

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'