Ninja Admirer Gifts

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Swiss army knife

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Car joust.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Meowlzebub

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Superbaldie.

Masquerade

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Love your ambiance!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."