Ninja Nostalgia Fan Gifts

Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Ninja.

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

June Brown

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

Be the grass...

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles"

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.