Ninja Nostalgia Fan Gifts

Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Teddy Time Bears

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Ninja.

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

Be the grass...

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

Frosty, The Abominable Snowman

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