Naughty Nostalgia Fan Gifts

As a child Moses was always getting into trouble

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Best before 65 million BC.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Senior Jeopardy!

Teddy Time Bears

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

Angels making snow humans

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"One moment while Mommy waxes nostalgic."

Mr. Tater Tot

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

"You remember Eric. He used to carry my books home from school."

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"When I was your age I had to go out and mark my territory to send a message."

'Why am I always the piggy who crys, 'we-we-we' all the way home?'