Naughty Nostalgia Fan Prints

As a child Moses was always getting into trouble

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Best before 65 million BC.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Senior Jeopardy!

Teddy Time Bears

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Crap others threw out

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Angels making snow humans

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

You're not a little girl anymore

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

The boys and I decided to get revenge on Congress by buying their web browsing histories. What "boys"? You have "boys," Mort? Of course. Every week I get together with fellow WWII and Korean War Vets, and we play poker, watch "Three Stooges" movie reels ... plot to retake government from the younger stupider generations ... There was a whole lot of stupidity in your generation's leaders too, Mort. Yes ... but our stupidity was a lot classier.

Is there anything wrong, doctor? I thought drum solos went out with the 1960s.

"You remember Eric. He used to carry my books home from school."

Mr. Tater Tot

"One moment while Mommy waxes nostalgic."

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

"When I was your age I had to go out and mark my territory to send a message."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"