Nostalgic Ninjas Gifts

Grandma Telephone

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

Old rocker.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"It's not that we had more fun before we got married --- it's just that now we're having a different kind of fun."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

ABBA

Ninja.

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

Be the grass...

'Bloomin Hippies!'

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

Ninja

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.'

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles"

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles