Nostalgic Ninjas T-Shirts

Let their personality shine with our nostalgic ninja t-shirts, blending retro charm with fun ninja-inspired graphics perfect for fans who want to wear their love of martial arts history.

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Grandma Telephone

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'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?' mockup

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

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'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.' mockup

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

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Inside One's Memory Bank

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Old rocker.

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"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice." mockup

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

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Colonial Larrysburg.

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'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!' mockup

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

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'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.' mockup

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

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"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja." mockup

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

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'I told you. . . H not S!'

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"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy." mockup

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

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"It's not that we had more fun before we got married --- it's just that now we're having a different kind of fun."

"It's not that we had more fun before we got married --- it's just that now we're having a different kind of fun." mockup

"It's not that we had more fun before we got married --- it's just that now we're having a different kind of fun."

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Ninja.

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...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm! mockup

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

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'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!' mockup

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

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Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business. mockup

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

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"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!" mockup

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

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Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits. mockup

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

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Be the grass...

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Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn." mockup

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

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"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?" mockup

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

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'Bloomin Hippies!'

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'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.' mockup

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

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"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck." mockup

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

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'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.'

'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.' mockup

'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.'

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Ninja

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Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.' mockup

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

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Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy. mockup

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

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"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles"

"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles" mockup

"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles"

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'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.' mockup

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

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Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat." mockup

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

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"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble." mockup

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."

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Nostalgic Ninjas T-Shirts Collection

Nostalgic Ninjas Mugs

Explore our collection of ninja-themed mugs and bring stealthy humor to every coffee or tea break, perfect for fans and collectors alike.

Nostalgic Ninjas Pillows

Find the perfect ninja themed pillow to add a playful and cozy touch to any room, a delightful gift for fans of ancient warriors with a modern twist.

Nostalgic Ninjas Prints

Decorate your space with our ninja prints, capturing nostalgic heroes in striking, stylish artwork that sparks conversation and adds character to your decor.