Nostalgic Ninja T-Shirts

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Bring out yer books!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Old rocker.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Fun (circa 1955)

'New Game'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?