Ninjas Gifts

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

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Ninja

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

Ninja Porn

"When you can sneak up on me, without my knowledge, then, and only then, can you consider yourself a true Ninja!"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

Ninja.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

"For the last time—'Rider' is the birthday boy, 'Laser' is the party venue, and 'Scooter' is the gift we got him."

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

"Once we corroborate your impressive resume with your social media persona, we'll get in touch."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Be the grass...

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

'All right, I wanna know which ones of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

"There was apresidential candidate who stole my shtick. I turned him into 'Dopey Donald'."

The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.

Precisely when did you first start feeling invisible in meetings?