Number Ninjas Gifts

'Well I'll be darned - we've eliminated both the chicken AND the tuna deductions.'

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Simply put.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

City Redundancies - In? Out?

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

'Well done! This works much better.'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....