Nervous Number Ninja Gifts

Psychiatry. In total, how many years have you had math anxiety? Aaahhhh!

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Nervous Oral Testing

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'Simply put.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

City Redundancies - In? Out?

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

'Well done! This works much better.'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."