Anxiety Ninja Gifts

"It's just another birthday. . ."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Nervous Oral Testing

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"But what if this is all there is?"

Flu vaccine.

Building business relations.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"

Never ending to do list

Work avalanche

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'You have a fauxbia.'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Neurotics in the tropics