Anxiety Avenger Gifts

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Flu vaccine.

Free-Floating Anxiety

Your stress is stress-related.

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Nervous Student

'You have a fauxbia.'

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"Pencil eraser."

"Hell: The Airport"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'