Annoyance Avenger Gifts

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Noise Pollution

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Neurotics in the tropics

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Agoraphobic Explorer

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

Health and safety nightmare.

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

'Damned tourists.'

'Revenge will be mine.'

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!