Underdog Avenger Gifts

'Revenge will be mine.'

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Published but unread poet.

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Stop the big guy!

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

Balloons vs. Rockets

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Determined little guy.'

Ballad of a Replacement Player

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'