Office Avenger Gifts

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Keep your distance, Mr Robinson - this perfume spray is loaded!'

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"I'll let you know when a better office becomes available."

"Miss Jones. You can't report me for sexual harassment just because I offered you a pay rise."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

In basket-case.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"I feel your pain."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

'I hate Mondays.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"